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Another club who can flash the cash whilst we plead false poverty. Didn't we have a bid of a similar amount reported, for the exact same player? Nope. Denied by his agent.

Another club who can flash the cash whilst we plead false poverty.

Get French Football ‏@GFN_France 18m FLASH: According to @mohamedbouhafsi Cardiff have made a €10m + offer for Saint Etienne's Kurt Zouma. #ASSE #Cardiff

Some French journo on twitter saying he is off to Dortmund...move on. Who. Francois piraux Francois Piraux ‏@F8Piraux 8m Agreement very close between Dortmund and Saint-Etienne for Aubameyang according to last reports. The player is ok! #BVB #ASSE #NUFC

You sound surprised.

http://calvinayreap.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mike-ashley.jpg On to the next failed transfer then.

Cabaye and Tiote both likely to go? I hope we have replacements lined up or this could get ugly.

Pardew should be taking those classes too.

Randy Savage

Former January target Isimat-Mirin joins Monaco.

Julien Laurens. Was spot on during January regarding us.

I stayed up to watch St Etienne on the rare occasions too, although admittedly more for a look at PEA. Plenty of misconceptions this lad has. Remember watching that Marseille cup game when we wanted Remy. Longest 120 minutes of my life The one where Harry was in the stands and Remy snubbed meeting him after the game? Things were so hopeful then .

He's definitely got a Chamakh hair line going on.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/8795658/

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Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas 33s Careful to point out that it's "at the moment" to no double bid. And in the summer of Kinnear, anything and everything is possible... #nufc

Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas 58s Taking everything with a pinch of salt this summer, but indications are no double bid for Aubemeyang/Zouma from #nufc

David Crossan ‏@davidmcrossan 6m Re that last RT Francefootball.fr has 16 mill for Aubameyang, 13 for Zouma. #nufc #asse Fair prices for both in my opinion.

Anzhi will make an €80m bid for both tomorrow.

Nabil Djellit ‏@Nabil_djellit 5m 30 M pour #Aubameyang et #Zouma. Newcastle is hot. http://www.francefootball.fr/news/Newcastle-la-grande-offensive/381840 … @PatrickJuillard @Serguei GURRRRRRRLLL

Have to laugh some times.

Get French Football ‏@GFN_France 3h Napoli are the latest team to have met Aubameyang's representatives over signing the player claim Sky Italy Game over (if true).

Nobody does but players still end up going for the money.

He'll find a way to survive. He always does.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip7YU_kuB0s