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Has to be a new smiley. :sholasignsanewcontract:

Benjamin Mendy is supposed to be a promising player. Other than that they appear to have signed a load of lower division forrins marra.

Wasn't Kinnear. It was Wise/Vetere/Jimenez's super youtube scouting.

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Linked before our relegation season. He scored a hattrick on his debut for France and we all started slitting our wrists at how we wouldn't be able to (and didn't) get him.

Kinnear putting his telephone skills to good use.

Kone and Remy coming in with Shola going out and Campbell stepping up would be pretty good business. Certainly couldn't see us doing much better under this regime.

I think we're in too late. Everton have been working on the deal for a while and I don't see why he would come here unless the money's better. If he has a release clause then how much work could they have been doing the past few weeks?

I love how it's always playing for 'Kinnear AND Pardew'. What a mess

Or wanting to move to a better club. AKA money grabbing cunt.

A decent signing if it happens. If not then he's a money grabbing cunt any way.

Get French Football ‏@GFN_France 3m Leonardo is now banned for 14 months from any touchline duties in France and or interaction with players and staff during matches. #PSG

Signs for Spurs = Not guilty Signs for us = Guilty

Yep, he's not a bad player he's just unlikely to come as backup and not what we need as a starter. If he's happy to compete with Cisse for one slot then fair enough. This is the crux of the issue. I don't see Pardew being given Bent and using him as a back up.

Play this whilst reading it:

At least they're consistent.

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To be fair we are trying to shift those two by all accounts.

Doesn't the fact he became a regular say the opposite? Nah. Just means Pardew will have to start picking Anita instead.

Useful squad player but unfortunately became too much of a regular. Probably doesn't need to be replaced really.

Sign Williamson FFS! Irony being that they probably would have by now if we hadn't pulled the plug on Douglas.

I hadn't even thought about this Can really see him over-stepping his 'duties' and thinking he's the manager. He already seems to any way.

He's earned it with his blistering transfer activity so far. We might well have had Douglas if he hadn't saved the day.

Another club who can flash the cash whilst we plead false poverty. Didn't we have a bid of a similar amount reported, for the exact same player? Nope. Denied by his agent. Hence 'reported'. Has this one been confirmed by him, like? It's come from an RMC journalist and they're reliable so we shall see. I'll have my razors at the ready. Remember vertical, not horizontal.

Another club who can flash the cash whilst we plead false poverty. Didn't we have a bid of a similar amount reported, for the exact same player? Nope. Denied by his agent. Hence 'reported'. Has this one been confirmed by him, like? It's come from an RMC journalist and they're reliable so we shall see.