Skeletor

I think this is good personally...because if they want to stop looking like jackasses they need to win. Play shit all season and their virginities will start growing back.

Cheap owner, cheap shirts. Perfect fit tbh.

I hope Jonas pulls out another similar performance

Is that a wise thing to do?

At least we're identifying the right players I guess. Will be disappointed if he ends up else where though.

"It's no rumour that the offers so far have been too low, you know what the English are like they always try to make the most out of any situation." We've said nothing

"Have you accepted the Newcastle offer yet?" "No" *Ben Arfa storms out* "...Call me?"

Presumably of sorting the club out before the window closes. Many French sites are claiming it is in crisis. Not a surprise. He seems like a massive spacker.

He's confident of what exactly?

Looks like he's about to have a heart attack.

Remember when we used to genuinely say such things?

Deserved equaliser

Did he actually say that about Barton? Yep he quote Barton's tackle at Anfield said he was a player capable of deliberately injuring players. Cunt. He should spend more time finding a haircut that doesn't make him look like a lesbian.

BOOOOOOOOO 1-0 Liverpool.

Did he actually say that about Barton?

Joe Cole put Arsenal's new centre back who's name I can't even remember in the crippler crossface until he passed out to death. But he's not that kind of player so it shouldn't have been a red card.

I feel depressed now.

Jamie Redknapp in talking sense shocker.

"He's not that kind of player" Well fuck me. Rescind that card then.

Why do people feel the need to post youtube videos anyway? Like we haven't watched them already after 183 pages of discussion

This cheating is getting out of control. They're now getting injured from their own over reactions to a perfect tackle by an upstanding gentleman like Joe Cole.

Arsenal's brand new central defender crocked too when they can't really afford any of them to get injured

Cole off

"A less than accurate tackle by Gerrard" *Vomit*