Menace

Annoying that we don't go for loans - they are absolutely raving about Alcaraz. I bet he costs fuck all as well. Sometimes our recruitment is frustrating especially when we need bodies.

End of next season

Why not? Smith Rowe went for similar money. Arsenal managed to get £30m for Nketiah ffs. He's having a bad season but he's not entirely useless.

Let him go Fulham with all of his ex Arsenal pals. £15m-£20m should do the trick. He's in bad form but he's still a handy player. Probably just needs a change of surroundings.

4 in 3 for him now? Good for him, looks a handful under Moyes.

Remember last season coming off a flight and getting a notification that Wood scored a hatrick against us, thought my phone was broken

I reckon we finish 6th.

I get what Stiffler is saying but his execution is pure Raoul Moat

Results went our way luckily so the loss isn't that bad. Really need to turn up though.

Rashford has been absolutely quality for Villa so far. Not worth £4M according to some on here though

Their recruitment has been phenomenal. Kluivert Huijsen Semenyo for what £35M.

I hope Schar isn't a regular starter next season

Rashford hits crossbar, Watkins equalises.

Endless times where Tonali is covering the right back position as Tino is playing CB What the fuck is these tactics?

I'm relatively sure Pep's on the party powder like