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... That was just awful. Get your foot through it. If you're going to miss, at least miss by sending it out the stadium. That was just nothing

Might be biased here, but I feel like you can tell Pickford is going to make a mess of any real test...

What a whirlwind for the lad. 15 minutes, two immense saves, conceded one and now off.

What a save again from the keeper and the header!! Get in.

Poor contact by Lingard, if he gets than even slightly better we're one up. Edit: Talk about poor contact, now Sterling!

If t's being reviewed and it's a drive why not advise the ref to book him? Surely this needs to work both ways. As always, no incentive whatsoever to not just try his luck again and again until it works.

Wait, they cut away too quickly there. I want to see more of Panini sticker guy.

It was good, but it wasn't quite Coutinho.

Almost unimpressive how he makes that goal look easy every time he scores it. Almost.

Don't mind the provocative dribbling, but Neymar is an utter clown. His diving has always been horrendous.

That was so disjointed in the last 20 minutes Felt like a knockout game.

So pathetic from Hernandez that. No interest in doing anything other than fall and cry.

Can't argue with that pen though. Good shout from the ref.

So Nigeria aren't wearing THAT kit today

Guerrero made a big difference. Either by direct involvement or just his presence. Peru can be pretty optimistic about their two other games. Bit of shooting practice required. Fun second half to watch.

Ugh. Penalty but the exaggeration from the Peruvian is nauseating. Staying down like he had broken his foot.

Bit like Beckham, that. Arguably best in the world at the time from distance, but attrocious technique from the spot.

Have to wait a whole hour for this!? ... Disgraceful.

"Appealing for everything all the time even when half the time you know it's not yours, that's being a professional football" according Hoddle just then. Nah, that's being tedious wanker.

Nah, of course no pen.

That's a big miss. Shame.

This ref has been pretty shit.

Goal line tech, now there's something that is working a peach

The replay shows the ball deviates slightly which means he touched the ball. They fucked up. Touching a ball slightly doesnt mean that it isnt a foul.. It means he won the ball so unless it was reckless (or he does something else like pull the player down with his arm) then aye it literally does. No it doesnt. The follow through clips Griezmann's legs when he is clean through. 100% penalty. The follow up had about as much purchase as a hair. I'm sick of this whole contact=foul nonsense. The game's dead when fans of the game are perpetuating this bollocks. Absolutely this. And the football climate is the main issue with VAR beyond the breaks in play. We're not going to get more fair decisions but instead delve into more minutiae to justify bullshit decisions on penalties and justify players throwing themselves to the floor.

Umtiti restoring parity. Shola-esque.