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He would just creep into 20th then with his final total (283).

Kermode's rant about 3D cinema probably applies here.

Probably good for a laugh now and then, but feasibly the future of watching the game? Plus if it means producers getting all artsy and cutting to close ups ever 10 seconds so we can get more 3D shots, then it can fuck off.

The Goal Machine was the name.

That replay from behind the goal is class. Rooney is running full pelt all the way AND whilst he strikes the ball.

I will pray to every available god if it makes sure we have a fully fit Rooney going into the World Cup.

Disappointing that by Rooney. What the hell was Berbatov doing though... how many touches did he want?

Nani back to being a donkey this half then.

Clichy maybe could have moved over to Park sooner and force him into a decision, but Arsenal looked pretty much fucked there Park would have just shifted it to Rooney or Nani, was like four on one.

Rooney now has 100 Prem goals.

... I'm hoping they ask Gullit about that and the player who managed it in the fewest games

Rooney 

Aye will definitely go down as an Almunia OG, he tipped it in.

Wahey Nani is so great!

Nani always takes that extra split second to react, or takes that one extra touch... at this level = shit.

Well I am not the best judge, but Toni Poole doesn't have a face like a bucket of maggots either does she?

There's a compliment in there somewhere.

I do trust Capello though to make the right/best decision.

He's a very fitting Chelsea captain.

Very boring this so far

Sky really need to lower the volume on the mic near the Pompey fans!

.. or rest of the stadium could make more noise.

There's always an excuse or reason for being wrong though.

We had exactly 50 points at the half way mark.

The fact they had all those banners was a little surreal too. Some obviously put a lot of thought and preparation into it.

As said it was all so gratuitous. Wankers.

Any idea where to find it?

It's over at Getty, watermarked of course.

edit: http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/1252109/Getty-Images-Sport

That would be brilliant. We could poach Darren Bent off them and all

Confirmed: http://www.soccerbase.com/results3.sd?gameid=242347

No way was he captain though with Beardsley and Lee out there too.

Think he definitely played. Don't know about him being captain though... a little early in his Newcastle career for that.