M4

Still in awe that Ian Wright managed to compare Iceland's victory to the performance of the Monstars in Space Jam. Absolutely phenomenal punditry.

Haha, that was class. What a nutcase.

Priorities... Yeah, nice one Roy.

That list of candidates

We've scored a free kick, a pen, a goal handed to us within one yard by the opposition... All against supposed lesser footballing nations.

But yeah, let's stick to this formation no matter what.

Fair play to Iceland, they deserved it.

 

England were absolutely fucking shameful.

Absolutely. Brave and deserved. No messing about like Ireland yesterday.

This could be the killing of Kane. He will get hammered in the league around the country.

No winger for Rose to pass to there.

I love how he's not altered the formation atall

We've scored a free kick, a pen, a goal handed to us within one yard by the opposition... All against supposed lesser footballing nations.

But yeah this formation will surely work out at some point.

If we get one we'll get two.

Therein lies the problem. The goals we've scored so far this tournament would suggest we're not even getting one.

I think Rooney will retire from international football tonight

Hopefully even if we miraculously go through.

Great tackle.

Utterly dismal effort from Kane.

Tut, tut, tut... Best set piece taker in the squad, you know.

Get up Alli you embarrassing cunt.

Iceland have got our number here so far.

when does it get to the point where we admit that England aren't underachieving or unlucky but are actually just shite at football

 

Eh, that was ages ago. Expectations have never been lower IMO.

And yet...

Walker... The guy just cannot cross!

Wow. The most static passage of play ever

Iceland players winning 3 consecutive balls in our area.

Main striker back on set pieces as well now. Absolute desperation

Well, he has made a change the senile fool.

We can barely create anything of worth. Of course, the goal we score is a pen. Can we really get anywhere in open play? Let alone score twice.

That's got to be a booking as well

Have refs had direct orders not to caution simulation?

It very much looks like it. Don't think there's been a booking yet in the tournament yet plenty of occasions where refs have gestured play on and laughed about it. Terrible.

Alli needs booking there. Embarrassing cheat