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Just proves you have to be really, really shit to lose against Norwich.

megaspastic cracked me up.

It's the perfect word given the circumstances.

He tries very very hard to deliberately foul any opposing player who comes near him.

Very successful he is, too.

Only averaged an assist or goal in the premier league every 187 mins so they're only 703 out. Maybe young local hero Geordie Jackie Colback can help them count with his fingers?

Ironically that is probably about the same amount of time between 2 forward passes for Colback.

The only footballing thing of any significance that he manages more frequently is getting booked.

Messi dived

 

There's contact.

 

Rapidly becoming my least favourite footballing phrase.

Agreed. Football is going to a scary place where contact = foul.

Edit: Football has gotten to that scary place already, tbh.

The rise of Coman and Payet might be the end of Hatem's chances.

Payet's form has come at the perfect time, and he's surely sealed his place already with his goal and performances last week.

Once again, absolutely delighted for him.

Hope he makes it to Euros but the timing of his injury and layoff was really unlucky.

Nice to see a ref actually book someone for a blatent dive

Knew that would be Coutinho even before checking Livescore[emoji38]

Out of context this is a good result for him and Palace. West Ham and Payet on a high, two goals scored away from home...

In context though, it's fourteen innit.

He's one of the few players of any quality that I've got marked as staying on next season in the Championship.

Could make a killing.

From the school of McClaren, that.

Sunderland not winning is the only thing that doesn't make me think it's definite that we'll go down, but I'm pretty much certain now that it's going to happen. Every single one of them either isn't good enough and/or has absolutely no heart.

Looking purely at the table and remaining games you'd think there could be hope. But then the reality is we just shipped three goals against Norwich and can barely score ourselves.

When we do score we're already behind and it usually leads to us conceding again immediately because we can barely contain ourselves.

Even if there is still a chance mathematically, conceding 3 goals to this lot says it all about our realistic chances.

... Wow, what?

2 away goals. I feel light headed.

Criminal that neither of them gave us the lead.

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Bit of luck here and there... and of couple of misclicks like for who finished 4th at WC2014.

Just say it's for your son or younger brother.

... That's what I did a few times when WC2014 was on

Edit: What Froggy said.

Andy Cole seems like a weird man.

Pretty sweet overhead kick goal from Dean Ahston in that West Ham game too!

#justiceforjohnson? What fucking justice?!

Yes, justice for the guy. Adequate processing of the justice system and sentencing... all's good

Well not completely true. His departure from the pitch was instrumental.

Nah he wouldn't have equaled to a single extra point, remember.

Having seen the extent of his stupidity in action for almost two years now, his celebration after that goal makes complete sense.

The kid in the still of that video is wearing a ManU shirt for example, but it was a home supporters area.