M4

Ah right, Ramsey. With great goals going in all over the place, surprising he didn't get in on it.

Brilliant little chip from Walcott to himself as he got off the ground.

Just covering the other side of Anita as Cisse and Sissoko have clearly got the right.

Also just trying to look cool about losing that sprint.

Shearer getting a little emotional

That Anita chance... still just as insane

SRSLY?

Should have him take the photo as well.

There's a decent design in there somewhere. From the front it's a good design. It's got stripes.

Horror show round the back though, and of course Wonga. I could forgive the blue stripey bits on the front if the back was striped like the front.

That pass he made to an offside Cisse just before the Anita fuck up...

Unbelievable and sums him up completely.

Indecisive as hell and then waits until Cisse run has him well offside to then pass the ball in the weakest way possible AND behind him. So, even if he had still been inside it would have brought the break to an end.

As if Riviere is playing the whole game...

You'd be able to get two people inside an actual size latex Bruce mask.

No changes then? ...

First one definitely offside.

Second don't know from the only angle I saw.

Imagine if he takes Cisse off

There is no predicting what he could be thinking. Plus any player doing well will be getting a good half time talking to anyway.

Ayoze for Riviere at the half.

... There will be no change though.

"Colback went low" ... as if he had any idea how it was going to come off his foot.

It's a shame free kick specialist Ryan Taylor is on the bench...

Riviere

It's either blasted wide or weak as piss on target. Take your pick.

Nee quality.

It's all desperate scrambling and legs flailing

Going to have to stop the stupid fouls in midfield.

We've had our decent spell... that's probably our lot for the game now.

If Jonas had scored in the 17th minute, man ....

Play to the fucking whistle Williamson, you retarded cunt.

Aye, ref definitely bottled it.