His Shots/Goals ratio wouldn't be 0.08 if he could take a good free kick. That's not me being a southerner who doesn't know what he is talking about, that's fact. I can't find individual players pass completion ratios unfortunately, but I bet that's not too high either.
Interestingly the comments made above totally ignored the other points I made...
Fuck me, are you genuinely trying to suggest Barton isn't a good footballer?