Luckily for you, their chairman looks like exactly the sort of overly flash, out of touch with reality, wide boy Sarf Landan boy made good Palace specialise in as owner - just the sort of person to offer Pardew stupid money.
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/67603000/jpg/_67603344_steveparishshadesgetty.jpg
ho.ly. shit :lol: