thomas

I'd tolerate that fluke trophy because it would lock amorim in for years so he can complete the assassination of the club.

maybe they threw this game so eddie could watch this and still feel needed after the last two wins.

infinitely more watchable back in the aguero/david silva days. feels much more like mechanical execution (at an elite level ofc) but just nowhere near as fun.

i have this likely very stupid but romantic notion that he's going to be here for the next 15 years as our michael ballack. need to cycle him on creatine and bulk up some in the offseason.

Can't even gift them a goal fucking hell

palace looking like me in fifa when i'm losing 5-0 and i just tape down the slide tackle button to break some ankles. cunts

actually shouted this

has to be some digital trick of the screen, for reasons I can't fathom : right side hulk, left side bruce banner

irrationally angry over it tbh. it's the fucking root word. minging should not be meeng-ing, but minge-ing. minger should absolutely rhyme with ginger, not singer. fucks sake.

huh. ~1:10 TIL minging rings with pinging. i thought it rhymed with hinging

hitting unreal levels of turgidity here. cunts don't get a bullshit pen and then immediately get dunked on.

gorgeous. absolutely fucking gorgeous

club chaplain has just been ushered in, heard last rites are to be administered as a precaution. Hang in there Edward.

I feel like I saw a mirror version of Tonali's goal from the left hand side many many years ago by hasselbaink when he was at chelsea, does that ring any bells for anyone else? (it's also possible microplastics have ruined my brain)

We don't half love a body check do we

Ashamed to say it's taken me almost 80 minutes and seeing his jersey to realize it's "Lewis-Potter" and not "Louis Potter" and the commentator wasn't just saying his full name for fun every time.

hope that got it out of your system murph

feels like the kind of bullshit-ending-to-the-half-goal we gave up every other game from ~ 2005-2022, rafa era excluded. If I'm a brentford fan I'm just shaking my head in disbelief.

rafa patched up all the holes and made us (barely) seaworthy again.bruce actively punched new holes in the hull, undoing rafa's work and had us sinking rapidly "well the league position was similar so basically the same"

"the world is full of foreigners" sounds like something out of Karl's diary

If I'm ever lucky enough to say something as hilarious as " 'how's the bacon' didya say?", even on accident, then I hope I would have the good grace to roll with it when it gets memed

this person, and someone else a few rows back also in black sleeves, was also watching whatever shay was and goes early. my working theory is they know ref body language better than most and could tell he was going for the whistle well before it got to his lips, based on time of game etc.

spurs trying to sneak in

tbh I've kind of lost track of time since the full time whistle. What the fuck? Is it Wednesday already? I reckon if that's the state some random yank an ocean away is in, then I can't even imagine the buzz about the toon for the foreseeable future

Anyone else have the long running fantasy of hitting the lotto, investing wisely and turning it to billions, then buying the club and finally winning a trophy? I'm glad that weight is off my shoulders now