thomas

can we not have their centerbacks effortlessly gliding past our entire midfield

did I hear Cabella planning to come on for dummett

this game has the potential, like anchorman, to start a new era of comedy.

haha what a shitshow.

It's this or do work. ... I should be doing work.

good, can turn it off now

Gouff and Janmaat as wingbacks apparently, countering man u's 3-4-1-2 with an untested and unnatrual version of our own

He cant even be sacked in peoples own dreams!!! :lol: A new low for Newcastle fans. I don't know exactly when he became Freddy Krueger, but here we are.

hope santa let his reindeer run a train on him

The shoe council will be sending him a strongly worded letter condemning that lapse in judgement.

http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/article/165/9619483/- I thought teams should fear us most when they have the ball

Hadn't tweeted in nearly 2 weeks, family issues for two weeks, tells no one at club where he's going, story goes out, instantly reports in over twitter utter twat

http://i.imgur.com/dKwTGGD.png

how is he still on about Cabaye

probably some unintentional truth there as Pardew's never formed a coherent attacking plan and every player in that 4-2-4 was playing on pure instinct.

Not touching that thread with a 10ft pole, but Reddit is mostly Americans, even /r/Soccer. And switching allegiances to teams is something we do to a greater degree, as it's a totally different sports culture. Which is not a justification/excuse at all. It's something I disagree with and can't defend. Of course there are diehard american fans, but we definitely have the larger propensity for changing support, or at least find it easier. And there's where the clash of heads comes from. None of this is new to anyone here of course. I just see how/why it could have turned into an allmighty shitfest. edit: didn't even see that's /r/reddevils. ahahaha.

could a young lee evans have played milner? has that ever been done in the lookalike or am i psychotic?

“You have to block out the crowd, never mind the pressure of fans trying to push you on for the win, you’ve just got to play the game that you need to play." Sammy pls

he's a piece of shit, that's for sure

the reverse is going to be grim

whipped in a hope-destroying corner

As Newcastle United manager your bogey team is absolutely not allowed to be Sunderland

crawling back into bed

fuck everything

Called it.