God I much prefer that to the "I want to have a new adventure somewhere" or "I really believe in the ethos of the club" etc etc
True
The bolded bit is just taking the piss
He fucking is taking the piss!!
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/gallery_images/photos/000/366/495/GYI0060395295_crop_450x500.jpg?1273406994
MUNICH, GERMANY - MAY 08: Danijel Pranjic of Bayern Muenchen poses with his wife Vlatka during a dinner to celebrate their German Championship title on May 8, 2010 in Munich, Germany.