Wullie

Alan Smith. Just fuck off you total prick.

Wish I was there.

I assume Liverpool and Man Utd have a poor image too seeing as they have protested far more against their ownership than we have?

He got them into Europe via the Fair Play league though, not sure how much credit he can take for that.

Ashley last spoke to Shearer the Tuesday after the Villa game. Fucking shitbag.

Replacements? Are you on smack? The man's trying to take the club to the wall.

I'm glad i'm a lot younger than Mike Ashley so i should get the chance to dance on the cunt's grave.

Disgusting. What I wouldn't give for a hour with Mike Ashley and a cricket bat.

Spot on. The bloke's a total fraud. He's leapfrogged Duff in my 'Most Hated' league and that takes some doing. Fucking arsehole.

GREAT BUSINESS. Meanwhile we start our Championship campaign on Saturday while Aston Villa and Wigan who we MUGGED for Milner and N'Zogbia will have to put up with the Premier League. Fucking losers.

Surely we can't sell Enrique now. We only have him for LB and Raylor for RB now, correct? You say it as if the people running NUFC could give two fucks about the actual football team. They'd sell the lot if anyone would have them.

Sick to fuck of hearing the phrase 'good business'. This faux good business is why we're in the Championship.

Can't believe that about smith. Fuck off you utter cunt.

Ashley sells our best player to the yids on the cheap, how depressingly predictable. Scum.

He's right like, Rob Lee and Les Ferdinand were always getting stick.

I won't hold my breath.

Sarah Jessica Parker? He's done well there like. EDIT: fuck off Dave.

If he took the club off the market, appointed a decent manager, spent about £10m replacing the players we've lost and kept the rest of the squad he'd have the favourites for promotion on his hands imo. The ball's in Ashley's court but he doesn't even know it. He could still salvage this thing but I don't think he's got the fucking nous tbh. yup. was always going to wreck our pre-season and therefore destroy our chances of first-time promotion the way he went about it. even if extremely ambitious, intelligent and wealthy owners take over now it'll be a struggle to get a winning team in place that quickly. He probably doesn't even realise that's another thing that will majorly put off potential buyers. The fact that the man is (well, was) a billionaire gives even me hope. Thick fuck. I wouldn't trust him with a piggy bank.

THAN WHO?! Fred West?! Be careful there mate, you might start an internet rumour. New club doctor - Mr Harold Shipman. At least he'd be able to get the likes of Geremi off the wage bill

Don't be ridiculous. I just desperately wanted to enjoy this season, and I think I'd have been able to do that even if Ashley wasn't 'trying' to sell the club. As it is, we're just coasting along to oblivion. Nah I know what you mean. I've gone the other way and embraced apathy.

Love how Dave's turned into Northern Monkey.

Really? I'd believe Thomo, Nicko and even Ally before I believed Keith Harris. The man is a professional bullshit merchant. So you reckon a sale is imminent? Nope. I didn't believe it last September when Keith Harris said it was either, nor when he said it was in June. If he said the sky was blue, I'd have to go outside and check. But Harris isn't the one saying the sale is going to be any time soon... I don't particularly believe Thomo either. I'm more inclined to believe him than Ashley's hired liar though, was my point. Fair comment. What a shame we're reduced to this, with Sir Bobby left the last shred of genuine integrity related to this club. Oh we're absolutely fucked, big time. When a club is being left to rot like we are, you'd hope the governing bodies would be able to step in and do something but obviously, it's not practical. The Premier League "fit and proper" persons test or whatever it's called failed us big time. It shouldn't be checking their humanitarian record, more whether they actually have any intention of running the club anywhere other than into the ground. I'd have Hitler and Pol Pot any day ahead of this despicable cunt.

Really? I'd believe Thomo, Nicko and even Ally before I believed Keith Harris. The man is a professional bullshit merchant. So you reckon a sale is imminent? Nope. I didn't believe it last September when Keith Harris said it was either, nor when he said it was in June. If he said the sky was blue, I'd have to go outside and check. But Harris isn't the one saying the sale is going to be any time soon... I don't particularly believe Thomo either. I'm more inclined to believe him than Ashley's hired liar though, was my point.

Really? I'd believe Thomo, Nicko and even Ally before I believed Keith Harris. The man is a professional bullshit merchant. So you reckon a sale is imminent? Nope. I didn't believe it last September when Keith Harris said it was either, nor when he said it was in June. If he said the sky was blue, I'd have to go outside and check.