Wullie

Giving the ball away embarrassingly easily and not getting it back.

Too easy.

Let's see some Xisco.

Christ, how shit is Meite?

Shola.

You sad, sad individual.

Newcastle able to spend money? Has this bloke been living in a cave?

Got lucky there.

Has no-one thought to correct this tit about Luis Enrique?

Bednar.

Goals for Taylor and Duff, all we need now is a Butt stinger from distance and Alan Smith to come off the bench and have a shot and we can have a clean sweep on Toon Twats bingo.

Howay Ryan, let's have the same again.

What a MASSIVE difference having someone who can take a fucking corner.

Only just. Sorry.

So unlucky there, if Scott Carson's England class then so am I.

Classic Ameobi left foot pearoller.

Fuck me, Nicky Butt is even worse than usual. Absolutely horrendous.

Nicky Butt Lack of Prince Habib iyam.

I didn't realise Lovenkrands' name was spelt wrong.

Fucking hell, my nerves won't hold here.

More wank defending, Coloccini did well to get the tackle in.

Does that commentator keep calling him Luis Enrique?

West Brom are all over the shop. We MUST take advantage (moreso).

Lovely hands. Let's keep it fucking tight for a while ffs.