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Man City 3-0 Stoke Aston Villa 0-2 Southampton Bournemouth 1-2 Chelsea Liverpool 2-1 Newcastle Sunderland 1-2 Arsenal Leicester 2-1 Swansea Spurs 4-0 West Brom

I'd certainly be making a fair few bucks if this is indeed the case

He has previous and that was when he was 49, he's now 53. What's the age limit for linesmen? http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/313729/Assistant-referee-Dave-Bryan-is-dropped

Week 34 scores updated. As expected with it being an extended week some high scores however also some below average scores. Belo's had a bit of a wobble!!!

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Benteke's also injured, he won't risk Sturridge

I think he'll stay regardless of whether we go down or not......

He should have been talking into his mic to the ref 'Aguero offside, waiting on Aguero' and then as soon as the ball is played his flag should have been up. Unless he was having a stroke there is absolutely no way on god's green earth that he should have missed it.

Of course he did, he snapped his neck to look over to the linesman and you could tell he couldn't believe it in the celebration huddle.

Further highlights the absolute need for video technology if you ask me. Such high, ever increasing, stakes absolutely requires it. It literally would have taken no more than ten seconds to review that goal and correctly flag it for the blatant offside it was. And for all those saying it will disrupt the flow of the game etc the review and decision would be made before they'd even finished celebrating.

The cunty lino is clearly not fit enough for PL football, numerous times he was behind the pace. And to not see that is absolutely ludicrous. Aguero turned round straight away to look over and couldn't believe his luck when the flag stayed down.

Zabaleta at right back then, whoever plays left wing needs to attack him as much as possible, he look quite vulnerable against Chelsea and had to be substituted before he got sent off.

You have to start Mitro against City in my opinion, just tell him to make a nuisance of himself and as previously mentioned we need his hold up to alleviate pressure.

Gameweek 35 - DEADLINE SATURDAY 23RD APRIL @ 12.30PM Man City v Stoke Aston Villa v Southampton Bournemouth v Chelsea Liverpool v Newcastle Sunderland v Arsenal Leicester v Swansea Spurs v West Brom

Norwich 1-2 Sunderland Everton 1-2 Southampton Man Utd 3-0 Aston Villa Newcastle 1-1 Swansea West Brom 1-1 Watford Chelsea 2-2 Man City Bournemouth 1-2 Liverpool Leicester 1-1 West Ham Arsenal 2-0 Crystal Palace Stoke 1-2 Spurs Newcastle 0-3 Man City West Ham 2-0 Watford Liverpool 3-1 Everton Man Utd 2-0 Crystal Palace Arsenal 2-0 West Brom

If Liverpool can get a draw at Dortmund and then win against all the odds at home they'll beat Villareal, no bother.

Man City v Real Madrid

Seville can get fucked

And nominating one of these.

Well that was mint

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36042805 The Premier League has removed referee Kevin Friend from Tottenham Hotspur's game at Stoke City on Monday, because he supports top-of-the-table Leicester. Spurs are City's closest rivals, seven points behind with five games left. The Professional Game Match Officials Ltd (PGMOL) do not pick Friend, who lives in Leicester and has attended games in a personal capacity, to referee matches involving the Foxes. The PGMOL said "the timing and context" of the game saw them replace Friend. "It was felt unnecessary to add extra scrutiny on the refereeing appointment," a PGMOL statement said. Neil Swarbrick, from Preston, will take charge at Stoke, with Friend instead officiating Newcastle's game against Manchester City (wrong - Swansea) on Saturday.

Week 33 scores updated, quite a high scoring week even with the extra game last night. BeloEmre got pipped for the weekly highest total by Minhosa who scored a fantastic 35 (helped by a maximum 10 on the Watford Everton game), Belo still absolutely pissing the whole thing though. Only other maximum this week was from timeEd32 who doubled up Leicester beating that lot 2-0, well done sir.

Depending on how Willett fairs in the rest of the majors it could be him.

Mahrez/Alli