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Weeks 30 and 31 scores updated. I'm clinging on to Belo's coat-tails, only just mind. Nev's doing an Arsenal and sinking. Jill's making a charge for a Champions League spot.

Gameweek 32 - DEADLINE SATURDAY 2ND APRIL @ 12.30PM Aston Villa v Chelsea Arsenal v Watford Bournemouth v Man City Norwich v Newcastle Stoke v Swansea Sunderland v West Brom West Ham v Crystal Palace Liverpool v Spurs Leicester v Southampton Man Utd v Everton

Be a delay on this and last week's scores as currently en route to Cheltenham. Hopefully get caught up middle of next week.

Everton 1-2 Arsenal Chelsea 1-1 West Ham Crystal Palace 1-2 Leicester Watford 1-0 Stoke West Brom 2-0 Norwich Swansea 2-0 Aston Villa Newcastle 1-1 Sunderland Southampton 1-1 Liverpool Man City 3-1 Man Utd Spurs 2-0 Bournemouth

Colback isn't a fucking left back

If we win 1-0 you can have it

Sissoko is like a man possessed

Bet 365 inplay offer on for the Man U Liverpool Europa second leg game

Aye, £120-odd here aswell. Was just waiting for Inter after them who duly won.

Gameweek 31 - DEADLINE SATURDAY 19th MARCH @ 12.30pm Everton v Arsenal Chelsea v West Ham Crystal Palace v Leicester Watford v Stoke West Brom v Norwich Swansea v Aston Villa Newcastle v Sunderland Southampton v Liverpool Man City v Man Utd Spurs v Bournemouth

Well if Sissoko did that to Rafa's Chelsea on his home debut surely he'll be well aware of what he can do and get the best out of him.

Norwich 1-3 Man City Bournemouth 1-1 Swansea Stoke 1-1 Southampton Aston Villa 1-3 Tottenham Leicester 2-1 Newcastle

Moist again

That's got me moist as fuck

SKY SOURCES: 3 year deal with opt-out if relegated

This, a high profile assistant role is his best bet for the future

No way he'll stay if we indeed go down. Not a chance.

One bastard second HAHA

I'm preparing for the worst......

Motherfucking Manc cunts http://a66.tinypic.com/2m7hxxy.jpg

I'd dare guess these photos mean Schteve's been told like

He's fucking livid

It's fappening....