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But gutted we didn't get to see the best of this lad. From that first photo outside the ground last summer with that hideous coat and shite coloured trousers I thought we had a really good player. However total mis management and bad handling meant we saw nowhere near his best. Good luck to the lad.

According to that useless c**t Custis: Neil Custis ncustisTheSun It was definitely not about money, United were ready to pay the buy out clause but LVG had misgivings and pulled the plug on it last night

I think Man U have Muller. And that will make me instantly vomit.

Is he any good then?

Just nearly spat my tea all over the place. Not even in the top five.

Not at all mate, will note them down

Week 2 scores updated! Andymc1 soars to the top with four correct scores this week alone.

And again, blatant shirt pull by Gomez and no card....because he's already been carded

That's not even a fucking foul!!!

It's just blatantly offside. But it is at the Kop, so you know, whatevs

That should be offside, Coutinho attempted to play the ball

What da fuck did Mario look like???

Nominated game please squire!

He's linked all over the place with Barca, surely there isn't a hope in hell he'll end up here.

Gameweek 3 REMEMBER TO NOMINATE YOUR BONUS GAME Man Utd v Newcastle Crystal Palace v Aston Villa Leicester v Spurs Norwich v Stoke Sunderland v Swansea West Ham v Bournemouth West Brom v Chelsea Everton v Man City Watford v Southampton Arsenal v Liverpool

Makes me feel old as fuck tbh

Estoril have just brought a young'un on called Mattheus. He's only the baby that inspired this celebration http://matchvideo.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bebeto-brazil-celebration-world-cup-1994.jpg

Tiote's. Was up in the gods for it and ended up nearly five rows in front of mine, the place went absolutely batshit crazy!!!

Get in you little bastard!!!! Another member of the Stabaek fan club right here

Stabæk losing

Ivanovic again, finished

Gone for the draw inplay

Altamullan mate, knock yourself out. Our very own statto!!!

Get in there, Simple Attack wins!!

Aston Villa 1 - 1 Man Utd Southampton 2 - 0 Everton Spurs 2 - 1 Stoke Sunderland 1 - 0 Norwich Swansea 2 - 0 Newcastle Watford 1 - 1 West Brom West Ham 2 - 0 Leicester Crystal Palace 1 - 2 Arsenal Man City 1 - 1 Chelsea Liverpool 2 - 0 Bournemouth