Big Geordie

Spurs 1 Portsmouth 0 Kane

Southampton level Ward-Prowse

Ex mackem striker and all-round heed-the-baal, Anthony Stokes has been arrested by Irish Police after his car was stopped, and £4000 worth of charlie was found in his car.

Palace 1 Southampton 0 Edouard

VAR to the rescue for the Mancs.

Man United infront Coady (OG)

TalkShite reckon Iwobi might have done his ankle ligaments.

Everton level Maupay after a mistake from De Gea.

Everton hit the post.

In 1988, we won at Liverpool one weekend, only to then get horsed 3-0 off Coventry the week after. Cost Willie McFaul his job.

Man United 1-0 up already Anthony

Wood was offside, anyway.

Superb point and what a hardworking and committed display by all the players. We aren't the soft touches that we've been during the Mike Ashley years. Over the moon.

We’ve done well - scrappy, but that suits us. Someone on either side will get sent off.

Sheff United make it 1-1 at QPR, in the 96th minute. Egan

As much as I don't like Liverpool - the 'murderers' comment is the craic of a cunt. Absolutely no need. Bellend.

Danny Murphy ranting on Talkshite. Says there are Liverpool players who believe they are untouchable.

Helluva win for Brentford.

3-1 Brenford Mbuemo

2-1 Ox

As much as it's great to laugh at the scousers, Brentford aren't home and dry yet. Sky and Talkshite (what I'm listening to), will be desperate for the comeback.

Celtic level 2-2

Tavenier makes it 2-1

Pen to Rangers..... VAR check though.

Rangers level Kent with a raker