BottledDog

About as legit as Howes transfer updates.

What I like most about Cumbrians, are their girlfriends. It's true.

Would.

Good luck my boy.

No need to have a pop in here lads, giving pelters on a players Insta feed is what the kids are into these days.

Not literally.

I barely cover just one barpersons pay in my time there! Trying to do better but walking the tightrope of not making it home safely. :/

From the very beginning, right up until now, every time I've looked into Eddie's eyes, properly looked, I just knew he loved Bournemouth more. Sure, it may be a deeper issue that I can't resolve between us personally, but come on, our ridiculous and frankly shit lack of originality in the Eddie Howe chant/song has to take some part of the blame.

Eh!? 'kin hell Lee.

People really want a stadium in a ditch rather than a cathedral on the hill?! Give over.

4-0 4-0 3-0 2-0 2-1 Just can't understand the positivity when anyone with eyes (and a mastery of numbers/scorelines) sees that Howe is taking us backwards here. It's incalculable how many goals we'll be conceding in 8-9 fixtures time, but it may be as many as 17 a game!

Because Darren Am browse.