BottledDog

Well, you say that, but if the Owls play their cards right... there'll be a few pints in it for them.

Cordero, I welcome you.

Ooof, bit worrying. Hope you get back up and running quickly Eddie!

I've heard he is quicker pears down stairs.

It'll be like the warm spreading feeling you get when the sun breaks through the grey clouds and touches you, down there. Like hot buttered toast on a veranda on a car, cantering along the Amalfi coast dreaming of Spennymoor.

Bit sweary.

Fuuuuuuuck that sax sounds like a Kazoo.

The prancing tit has gone full on Anderson.

Oh god.

Wacka Wacka heeeeey.

Got off when the bus passed Ballys.

I mean, it feels wrong, but getting right into the chilled acoustic Dan Burn song.

Sunderland getting a kicking for paying players more than 15 quid a week.

About as legit as Howes transfer updates.