Keefaz

Disappointing in lotsa ways, but especially as it showed up the lack of depth we have in the squad. You wouldn't fancy calling upon many of those featured yesterday except in the most dire of circumstances.

Prolly already been mentioned, but other club's supporters singing variations of the Blaydon Races.

Just going by the highlights, but Lallana looked the business today.

Well, that was canny gash. Let's get better.

Fucking hate Simpson. Rubbish footballer.

This is about as enjoyable as an anal prolapse.

Oh, come on, man. This is totally balls.

Is Gosling the slowest man on the planet?

Wake up, man. This is shite.

Can't believe this cunt is telling Coloccini how to defend.

Feel we've sunk to their level a bit here. We're better than this, right?

Ugh. Was enjoying this match until we turned shite.

Vuckic trying to stop the ball going out for a corner there. Clever lad.

Pards is fucking livid.

Stop fucking around you luminous cunts.

Making a bit of a meal of this.

All he has to do is dribble the ball down the right wing.

This defending.

We should thump these, like. Utter balls.

Howay, Tim.

Keeper's shite.

Nice.

Obertan can beat that fella all night.

Get a stretcher, you fucks.