Keefaz

Why's Michael Caine commentating?

Do I not like the look of this. We seem a bit half-arsed in comparison to QPR.

Nice start.

HTL. When did Mark Hughes turn into fucking Bill Shankly?

"And as for Newcastle, I'll be coming to all the games I can. It's the team I support, the team I love, so I'll be there whenever I can."

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Hope he gets a fucking spelk, the twat.

Better translation would be "Why not? It's not impossible" wouldn't it?

Just... not worth it.

Bloody Stevenage.

What? Don't tell us the result before the fucking highlights, you bellend.

If this is a taste of their Euros coverage, it's gonna be epic.

Figo. So stylish. So foreign.

Come on, adverts. Come on.

No one gives a fuck about your son, man.

Great hat-trick that.

Canny finish that.

Lua lua.

Jesus Christ, man, have a tiny bit of intro to a match at least. You look up and it's already 2-2 or something.

Fuck off, ITV.

Is that a chant or has he just done that himself?

Defoe's head... looks bad.

Oh, fuck off, Wigan are fucking balls.

Canny.

Hansen, that was not a pass, you penis.