Keefaz

Too yellow.

The fucking neck on that.

But... the Dutch always have such a good team spirit and unity.

Canny.

Feel sorry for this lad, now. Isn't even playing football anymore. Has absolutely no idea what he's doing.

Holland are absolutely megaballs.

Brilliant finish.

Great miss.

This LB is really good.

I really like the enthusiasm they show.

At least one Mario is capable of scoring.

Think Russia have been canny balls, tbh.

No New Zealand or feckin Micronesia either.

Love it when a shot goes out for a throw-in.

Poland surely favourites to win the tournament now.

Nice.

Howay, you Polish fucks.

Carragher actually talking some sense. Sadly, in a voice that sounds like a fucked-up dalek.

If Kerzhakov had got on the end of that it'd have landed in the dugout.

Canny baal in.

Kerzhakov... mad-footed cunt.

Feck. Poland need to make the most of these chances.

Poles passing it about nicely here.

Nice move.

Actually tried to look round the linesman when he got in the way there.