Keefaz

I've wondered about players like Callum Styles who end up playing for their granddad's home country. Do they get their own personal translator in training? Just think it'd be awkward AF.

I'm watching Scotland, but it's completely dire.

Honestly think Romania are a decent side. Would like to see them go through.

Belgian shirt is a bit like one of those shiny satin shirts a fat lad might wear on a stag night

Romania should be level, really. Stupid bastards.

Romania to win the second half. Get your bets on.

Romania can actually pass it around nicely. Really hoping they get their shit together.

SPECIAL!

Seems unfair a tiny, boring country can have such a good football team

Some real midgets in that Portugal side

Thing is, cheaty arseholes like this make the ref's job that much harder

Goal music. Great.

Fucking hell

He has no idea what mercurial means

Loads of diving. Great to see.

I mean, he is standing right next to the keeper. I can see why they chalked it off.

Can't bear Simons twisty face

Should've shot?

Don't think this has been quite a bad as Jenas is making out

Rooney literally twice as wide as Fabregas

Dembele both excellent and shit

Think refs have been pretty good, trying to let the game flow. Don't know why this knob's trying to ruin everything.

Massive cock on that French shirt

I mean. That was a dive for the pel, wasn't it? Do we just ignore that now?

Good game this