Keefaz

Right. Well. That adventure's over. Take it on the chin. Learn from it. Smash the mackems.

Phish Food

Maybe I'm thinking of the distant past

Just remembered I've got some ice cream

There's tiny consolation in the fact most of the English sides have been awful

It is. Pitches can vary loads.

Think this might get even worse. We look so bad.

That's such a mad pass. Just insane.

Well, that's the icing on the sadness cake

Barca have been really good. Such a shame.

Yeah. I'm going to find something else to do.

Ref's been a bit inconsistent. But he could easily have given red for that.

Right. Bring on another ridiculous half, please. Not sure I've ever seen a more Newcastle-esque half of football.

Don't think he was even getting getting to that cross

Amazing how often we've done shit like that all season.

I hate this club sometimes

Jaysus

https://edm.parliament.uk/early-day-motion/17197/glenn-hoddle-and-disabled-people

Elanga is fucking infuriating, isn't he?

What a surprise

The best football we've played all season

Anyone have money on an Elanga hattrick?

Good. Let the cheating commence.

Hall lush again