Keefaz

Irish girl's been the best so far, I think.

Italy / Iniesta.

what the f*** are they doing in poland? all our group games and the quarters if we make it would all be in ukraine. seems like shitty preparation to me. Are you aware they've been in Krakow thus far? We chose Poland before the draw was made and refused to change it. no. couldn't they have gotten a refund ffs? Aye, but they would've kept the £20 booking fee regardless. Joke.

Alreet. It's just Sweden, ffs.

So there's hope for us all? That's what I learned that day.

Ukraine look astonishingly shit at the back.

One of the most beautiful girls I've ever met was Ukrainian. Was married to the ugliest fat fucker imaginable.

Bellmander.

Well, he got that right, at least.

Fucking frightening! Get it off!

Seem to have brought a foetus on his place.

Boy done good today.

Wish my name was Rasmus Elm.

Aye, alright. The fucking game's on.

Honestly, these two sides are probably equally shonky.

Fucking hit that.

Okay... too many 6 year old girls now.

Imagine the tits in that Mexican wave.

Ibra. Nice.

Christ. Really glad you started quoting that Ukrainian poetry, like.

Pahahahaha!

Really enjoying this.

Really fancy the Ukrainians to win here. Love their chicken kievs.

Get in.

Glad that players have mostly decided to play to the whistle and not kick the ball out so far this tournament.