Keefaz

Debuchy - 8 Cabaye - 7

Canny: Wellbeck, Gerrard, Lescott. Meh: Milner, Young, Ox, Parker.

Pas mal.

FINALLY, some French totty. Only taken 90 minutes, man.

As a neutral, I think the ref has been great. He's tried to let the game go, which is to his credit, but he's been totally inconsistent in his decisions. I don't see that. Both teams are being allowed to play rough. Oh, fuck off, you farcical impartial arsehole.

Good play that.

As a neutral, I think the ref has been great. He's tried to let the game go, which is to his credit, but he's been totally inconsistent in his decisions.

Ref's mental. Absolutely nuts.

Debuchy's made Cole look like a mug, tbh.

Parker's absolutely shagged, btw.

Ref's an arsehole, man. Not only wrong, but also a wanker.

Think Wellbeck's been fine, tbh. Young ain't done much.

Parker, man, get off your arse.

Ref bending over for the French. We're doing fine here, tbf.

Parker with a 720 there. Who says he hasn't improved?

Ooh. Finger up the nose. Nasty.

Go slit your wrists, man.

Get this cunt in. Give him a call now.

Hmmm... some players need to start showing a bit more, tbh.

Avantage les frogs.

Look at that tippy-tappy bullshit right there. Nice.

Wiped. Ah, right. Thought Platini was trying out some fucking insane French bullshit.

The yellow cards are white?

Oops. Who's in charge of this shambles?

Probably just made them angry.