Keefaz

What happened? Standing with the ball at throw-in, some bellend in the crowd starts tugging at his shorts and pushing him in the arse.

Aye. Cheeky twat. I'd have 'stumbled' and elbowed the cunt in the face.

Good goal.

Just fuck off to the Championship. Shite.

By the looks of it we might have already seen Ba being lined up for that one, if he's still here. complete and utter load of s***, both of you. Most people in here are saying he was s*** and responsible for one/two goals going in or whatever. Where exactly are they blaming him for the performances of the other players, or the team as a whole? I've been saying since the win at West Brom that Ba looks absolutely shagged after 60 minutes, pretty much every single week. Were we blessed with options that came anywhere near his quality, we could definitely do with giving him a rest for one or two games. Simpson gets the blame for far too much when things go wrong in defence. Williamson cost us the first and crucial goal yesterday yet nobody bothered to bump a thread about him and slag him off for it. Everyone knows Williamson ain't up to much. Some people, however, think Danny Simpson is a decent player. He's feckin not.

If only this guy had a footballing son.

I've said all season Simpson ain't good. He's not. Has basically never stopped an attack. The most he's done is slow down a winger minutely.

McLeish. "Our handballs were alright: theirs was a pen".

Well played the goofy cunt.

What the fuck?

If only Everton could play for a full season.

What a fanny.

Fucking boring 4-4.

Motson. Mental bastard.

Fucking defending like chumps, though.

Canny gay celebration that like.

He's not good.

http://i.imgur.com/7POqO.jpg Things that are mint about this photo: The old school Sky remote, no live pausing for Pards The fact he's missed a delivery and the postcard thing is on his desk The card he's got up. The fuck is it for Boots on the cupboard Map of the British Isles. Bit random, presumably will be replaced by a map of Europe soon. Blatantly a phone unit behind him, still uses mobile. Wires are for pricks. Tiny bottles on cupboard. Neil Diamond biography?! Piers Morgan biography?!

Would've been soft as fuck, though.

Is this ball filled with helium?

Needs to work on his diving, the lad.

Didn't Kaka used to be good?

I always think this too but I see your Thomas Muller and raise you a Boris Becker. Fuck. There's a few young players in the Bundesliga who have like ginger complexion and the brightest blonde hair, looks ridiculously German but I can't think what any of them are called. Fritz Hitler?

Alongso, more like.

Still a lot of pace, tbf, not like some ETs I've seen.