Keefaz

Torres.

Barca can't cross a ball.

Genuinely like watching Swansea this.

Eh? You're expecting two more Chelsea goals. Think you were looking for the 'to qualify' bet. Lush.

Barca are fucking balls. We'd beat 'em.

Aye, kick the ball out for cramp.

Brummie is the only good thing about Villa, tbf.

Current role really seems to suit him. Doesn't have to do anything too technically or creatively taxing, and makes best use of his positive attributes.

Aye, they seem to fall to pieces under pressure.

Aye, fuck you fictional future Shearer! Sent from my GT-S5830 using Tapatalk 2 Look at me, look at me, I have Tapatalk 2... Pathetic. Yeah, I need to learn how to turn that off...

I remember Allardyce always kept banging on about building from the back: ensuring we were defensively sound first, then going on to add an attacking dimension to the side. WELL, LOOK AT THIS, YOU FAT FUCK: PARDS HAS DONE IT IN ONE SEASON!

Aye, fuck you fictional future Shearer! Sent from my GT-S5830 using Tapatalk 2

Stop being so fucking even-handed, Alan. It's Sunderland, ffs.

That dive, man. Fucking hell. Sack the twat.

Is RVP pissed?

That's a fucking good front two for Fulham, tbh.

Great finish.

Bolton... so shit.

Swansea should get one them striker things.

What a finish, ffs.

Some of the passes Cabaye's put in of late have been fucking brilliant.

You might wanna check your spelling there, Keefaz. Hahahaha! Nice one.

David Cameron's a Villan, isn't he?

FK, my arse.

Why does Pulis insist on dressing like a rapist?