Keefaz

There's times when he makes a pass look like the hardest work in the world.

Their philosophy is spot on, they just don't have the cutting edge needed to make it fully worthwhile. Their players much faster than ours, certainly over 2-3 yards. Makes a massive difference in retaining possession.

Swansea are on the ball like fucking lightning, though. Still a lot to admire in their play, tbf.

For what? Scoring two superb goals?

How you like them apples, Swansea?

Cabaye a bit grumpy, like.

Unbelievable that, man.

Get tight, ffs. What use is that?

Has Dave broken something? My forum looks awful.

Finally working out how to run into space.

What's his fucking boggle?

Hmmmm...

Subbing an injured player? Aye, Pard's a tit.

Shite.

Fortunately, we've scored infinite % more goals than them.

If this is football, you fucking welcome to it.

Speed song?

Willo: you dumb fuck.

No out ball.

Fair play to Swansea, they've got this system absolutely nailed.

Ben Arfa's as frightening in defence as he is in attack.

Never gonna see this ball.

Never a FK.

Awesome to have these two bastards up front.

What a fucking pass.