Keefaz

Absolutely. Probably a few minutes too many, actually.

Game passed him by today, through no fault of his own to a large degree. Too many high balls. Does look frustrated, but that's natural, I suppose.

Did well again today, the cunt.

True enough. Ball only really started to stick once Shola came on.

Is looking a really safe and assured pair of hands. Fuck knows how someone Dutch can kick a ball so badly, though.

Don't think he blanked Pardew, tbh. Seems he gave him a depressed high five. What do you expect?

What's his feckin beef anyway?

Looked off. Hard to say. What a fucking goalscorer, man.

Clearly outperformed by Shola Ameobi. Pick your lip up and pull your shit together.

Aye, if any of them coulda got close to him.

Howay, Fulham.

"Fackin' Noocarstle".

Last time we won 5 on the bounce?

Get in. Ben Arfa.... WINS!

We've done our job. Can't say fairer than that.

Shola's plan: pass to Cisse.

The little flirt.

First wasn't even an error, really. Just a stroke of genius. Didn't look like getting much out of the game until that moment.

Haha. Cisse's face is basically Ba's upside-down.

Good work, Benjamin Arfa. Turned the game around in one blinding flash.

Nice fucking dive, btw.

Great work, Shoals.

THE POINTS ARE OURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!

Ba was crap during Ramadan. He's been crap during Lent. God hates the fella.

You've always got... Arfa chance with him on the pitch.