Keefaz

The hair?

Christ. I was enjoying MOTD2 until this shite.

Has Lee Dixon turned up his Mancunian accent?

Ferdinand did not look good today, like.

I love his face as he goes to leather it.

Lovely hair on that Ruiz lad.

Sumptuously delightful.

He's tried about 5 different pronunciations of Drenthe and none of 'em work.

'kin hell.

How angry's that guy?

Luiz is shite.

Warnock: AYE, THE REF WAS LUSH, LIKE.

They've some good, but inconsistent, players.

Barton looks fucking heavy. Or is it just those horizontal stripes?

Hmmm... Not wise, Mr. Drogba.

Luiz is a psycho.

Not really. If anything, it's a tribute to the old Allardyce's Bolton who were motherfuckers to beat.

Aye, brilliant pass.

Great finish that.

That's a red.

Eh? He could've got the ball away there?

Swing and a miss!

What the fuck was that? Like a casual Northern Irish Darth Vadar.

Aye, both of those months were this year, though.