Keefaz

He's got the smallest head of all time, the lad.

Top dogs, ffs. After this season I hope it'll be a while before we even bother to measure ourselves against the mackems. Just let the status quo slip back in: we know we're better, they know we're better; we aim for continual improvement, European qualification and cup runs, they gladly write-off their entire season for one win against us.

The elf whores are an essential visit.

I find that when you run you get a mouthful of spit.

Never seen that Ronaldo goal before. That's a joke.

Big Friendly Giant then. Big Friendly Giant My Crazy Career By Shola Ameobi

Herh?

Not sure it works.

I've seen Sammy on the metro a few times. Usually heading towards Four Lane Ends.

His comments on that were quite interesting I thought, basically implying that he coaches his players to let them through as they'll just make up the expected goal deficit. Wonder if all managers think the same way or would rather the player just prevent the goal at all costs. I think he's right, though. A player still has to beat the keeper, anyway. Anyway, Evans was idiotic: he could have cleared the ball if he'd not been so preoccupied in fouling Balotelli.

"It's always difficult to slag a Newcastle player off (especially a home-grown one) without feeling vaguely guilty, and the criticism in this report stays on the page, not thrown as abuse in the ground. However, the lad just isn't up to the job of goalscoring, partnering Shearer or playing effectively as part of the team. It might seem churlish to criticise the lineup of a winning team, but the fact that we won both this and the Charlton games with Ameobi in the starting XI is little more than circumstantial. There will come a point soon when the honeymoon ends and reality intervenes. We almost won this game despite him, not because of him and after 60 games I just don't see anything changing. Like I said, not what we want to write, but better to be brutally honest than print insubstantial froth and cobblers like the local press." nufc.com 2002

Oh well.

Eh? To Juventus I'm assuming. Aye, but why would you turn down a ticket to see us play Juve in the Champions League? Makes no sense.

Eh?

Great game. Remember feeling quite positive that we could go on to the next stage.

Spot on that.

Barry Bannan is a great name, like.

The hair? Not a fan tbh. Aye, well you rock the Gervinho. I pull that shit off though. Aye, you make it look classy: like the bead curtain on a Turkish brothel.

Some belting goals today.

Na, he's alright.

They definitely time adjust Motty. Dunno if they've started to do it for other commentators.

VdV did well there to get it out from his feet.

The hair? Not a fan tbh. Aye, well you rock the Gervinho.

I honestly don't understand how you don't pick up Van Persie.