Keefaz

Any chance this is gonna be sorted before kick-off?

Pulis surrounds himself with big gadgies to distract from that he actually likes little boys. Where's them forum police when you need 'em?

Really nervous for this one, we could go third three points clear of Chelski & Spuds but I just cannot see us getting anything from this game. Uts always the way when we have a chance of making good progress we fk it up. I dont think getting beat at their place would be classed as 'fucking it up'. There is no shame is getting beat there, its a tough place to go. It's a tricky match. A point would be a good result, tbh.

There is literally nothing to like about Stoke. Hope we absolutely do them.

Seasoned United campaigner? There's only Shola, isn't there?

Looked penaltyish to me.

Why is Evans still playing?

Aye, I think I'd ask for a card there, like.

Darren Bent's run out of loo roll. http://media.hof.wemakemedia.co.uk/cache/8594_display.jpg

Smalltime.

Bosh.

Shearer's talking about us there, right?

Rubbish keeper.

Hilarious the roar that went up when Balotelli started running with the ball.

What a penis.

Good pass, good save.

Why's he always look on the verge of tears?

Nice goaltending skills.

Good tekkas that.

Shearer's fucking shirt.

Ha ha. Thump!

That fucking pass, man.

Not bad.

That's a fucking unbelievable pass, tbf.

I'm so, so, so, so, so, so sorry. Sorry. That's sorry. Once for good measure; sorry" Yet, he managed to type all that without getting a single 'o' wrong.