Keefaz

Sam Ameobi? What the fuck is this shit?

I swear to God he's out there. Seriously, though. Where is he?

I really wish Ryan Taylor was called Bryan Taylor. I dunno why.

Long ass legs? Ashy knees? That weird gumby thing he's trying on his head? Aye. He looks more like a racist cartoon than a footballer, tbh.

There's something about Ameobi Jr that just doesn't make him look like a footballer. Trying to work it out.

Nowt wrong with Best.

Colo's been both great and shoddy. Trying to do too much.

This game.

Absolute balls until we brought on a bunch of kids. Is 2 a bunch now? "Bunch".

Nice work.

Ba is fucking serious, man. Looked like he was playing with fucking cuboid boots on.

Absolute balls until we brought on a bunch of kids.

Colo looks great: proper ball-playing defender today.

A proper striker would sniff these chances out and convert.

Sammyobi has 15 legs.

Nice of Jose to turn up.

Bryan Taylor. Good work.

This commentary makes me want to punch myself in the face.

I swear Tim changed direction in mid-air.

Don't shout at the ref, man, ffs.

Good corner that.

Simpson's on crack.

At least he had the decency to look miserable when he came off.

Sammy reminds me of a young Lionel Messi.

Learn how to kick a football, man!