Keefaz

Weird head.

I see...two straight reds this season for being a massive fucking radgee.

"Aye, Tiote, concentrate on THIS."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garry_Birtles

Can you lend me £20?

Were 5th i'm afraid Man City 3 9 8 11 4-1 v Tottenham Liverpool 3 7 4 6 Chelsea 3 7 3 5 Wolves 3 7 3 4 Newcastle 3 7 2 3 2-1 FT v Fulham Man Utd 2 6 4 5 KO 16:00 (H) v Arsenal Unless Spurs gives themselves a shake.

Good in the tackle and on the ball. Seems it's absolutely random what he's going to do with it, though.

I gave up after the first nine pages.

Was that enjoyable?

Giving the co-commentator the finger.

Smudger's got lovely hair.

You'll have to explain.

Smith! Wahey!

Aye, Best looks fucking gutted to have been subbed.

What's he fucking talking about? Why does he think we're making the sub?

Good work, Best. Like the lad.

Going for a slash.

I thought he was one of the worst footballers in existence. Oh, well.

Been decent, imo.

Good goal. Shit commentary.

Obertan, "Buh-buh-but I put it in the box?"

Well, he's entitled to go for it, apparently.

Meh.

A female You should try it instead of pigs I should try butchering women?

Shay Given nothing, that's his name in its entirety. Wrote a Dr. Who joke then deleted it.