Keefaz

A scarf and a bodywarmer? Man up, ffs.

Stoke fans, man. What a bunch of dicks.

Don't think Barton deserved red, tbh. If Barton had grabbed him like that, Saylor successfully pulled them apart and nowt came of it, it would've been a yellow. A red would've been very harsh.

Just watching MOTD from last night. QPR: Pigbag and booing? Quality.

Saw a quote in the Mirror(?) yesterday along the lines of, "We need to be successful on the pitch before we can start to invest in players". What does that even mean? Edit: Found the actual quote... "Ten years ago, we would be able to rival [the likes of] Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool in terms of transfers but that looks difficult at the moment, until such times as we can grow the club and, on the pitch, show we can bring some success. Then we can keep our better players and build on that." The logic here is surely backwards. We need our best players and keep improving the squad in order to have success on the pitch, surely? If we can be successful without investing in players then surely we're working some kind of voodoo shit.

Why Shola would be in anyone's formation is beyond me.

'Professional'.

Was talking to a Liverpool supporter at work yesterday and he was saying the one Newcastle player he really wanted them to get was Colo.

Olly Bernard still around?

Joke of a fee.

Rebellious Left A Quivering Mindless Zombie After Shearer Head-To-Head

There's probably a good player in there, but whether or not Pardew is the man to bring that out...

Wallop. Cool.

http://www.blackandwhiteandreadallover.blogspot.com/ Only one worth bothering with, tbh.

Giving the current state of the club and squad: what would be your idea of the best the season ahead could deliver, and what would be the worst?

Aye, but he'll be crap for them.

That's a banning offence, surely.

'Kin Stifler English there.

I know it's all just pre-season knockabouts, but for all the fans who've travelled thousands of miles to these games it's a bit shite. Hope we turn up this time.

Add friendlies against average opposition to the 'SHOULD NOT PLAY' list.

Messi gets kicked off the pitch every game. Cronaldo too. Suppose they should basically never play, tbh.

Get lost, man.

I've heard it after matches a few times, on coaches/metros/pubs. Fairly recently an all. Anyway, who cares?

What about the chant: "Toon Army" "Toon Army" "Toon Army" "Toon Army"

Maybe in the Family Enclosure amongst 5 year olds but most fans I know, hate it. So, the Toon Army chants are only sung by kids?