Keefaz

It's been far too long since I've heard him say "What drama here!" Because everything is constant drama to him nowadays.

No, Motson, fuck off.

Great ball by Drogabarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Motson is surprised at literally everything.

Fuck, man. He's not even consistent.

He's pulling out all the pronunciation stops tonight.

Odemvingay?

Aye.

Amazing stat, tbh. Three utterly shit teams.

Oh, fuck off.

"GAY!"

He'd be right to be smug, tbh.

"Total freefall". Oh, Alan.

Looked like a Bruce doppelganger in drag.

Hmmm.

That is some good defending.

FWIW, looks like Bent's played a really good game holding it up when needed and laying it off well.

See. [/your dad] Just what I was thinking.

Nice 'foul'.

My dad still thinks Darren Bent is hopeless. Reckons he doesn't score enough.

Learnt everything he knows from Parker.

He's learnt to look away.

Match. It's a match. Not when you're refering to both legs. Thought it was some fancy lingo you were employing.

Match. It's a match.

Keeping our best players. Trying to prevent Ashley from doing any further damage.