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What happened there? Looked like nowt.

Did what he's done for about the other 50 similar chances he's had throughout his career. Zero flexibility in his limbs so goes for an awkward downward round-house slice semi-kick. Aye, he'll never be a goalscorer that lad.

Nowt. Torres could've done better.

Man U hanging on.

Should've been in. Good work, Drogba.

FWIW, we've had a few good mackem posters on here who've been scared away; which is a pity, really.

Wilkins has been nuts. Brilliant stuff.

Wearside seems alright, tbh.

They should've had at least one pen as well, tbh.

"I tell you what, that is a dangerous scoreline."

Interesting.

Mike's smashed his TV in terror.

Swing and a miss!

He's been nominated twice.

Got no problem with the Parker nomination, tbh.

Can't understand why Carroll's not there. Mad.

Can we find out who voted Perch and ban them?

Barton by billion miles.

Following scorecentre at work.

He's a Spartan warrior who normally jogs half-arsed around the pitch and couldn't get a move to Stoke.

Ronaldo is right. Don't ever make me say this again. You can't actually believe that we'll sign 3 or 4 strikers though? Because if we don't Shola clearly has a big part to play. At the moment he's our number 1, so the pecking order would have to change a hell of a lot for him not to. We need to do something, because Shola's legs will fall off, his hips will pop out... even his cheeks will cease to function correctly.

Ronaldo is right. Don't ever make me say this again.

Tiote, man. I only saw it later that night on MOTD and even though I'd read about it all day on here it was still absolutely fucking skin-tinglingly mind blowing. The goal, the crowd's reaction, Tiote's celebration. Best 1 minute of football for years and years.

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