Keefaz

Beckford.

"...look at Sunderland--" "*horse noise*"

Woy's alwight.

Booourns?

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/steve%20bruce.jpg

"Steve Bruce's face tells you everything you need to know".

Another good passing goal.

Good goal.

Stop the horse puns, ffs.

"United". Sort it out, Alan.

"Paul Scholes sprinting there as though running from a horse. Or something."

Good keeping.

"Good" keeping.

Saucy bastard. Nice.

Only a matter of time.

Shame that a bad pen decision will overshadow the game.

Hmmm...

Been much better than previous Chelsea-Man Utd clashes when players have expended 90% of their effort trying to con the ref rather than playing football.

Drogba spent more time crying than attempting to play, as usual. Looked the only player capable of scoring, tbh.

Anelka skipped to try to get to that. And, unlike Interpolic, he was fucking slow.

Holy poop.

Drogba aside everyone else looks balls, tbh.

Is there something wrong with him or has he just bottled this massively?

Nice header.