Keefaz

Nice one, bellends.

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8157/mikeashleyap450x300.jpg "Here you go, Alan, mate." http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/3083/pardew.jpg "Huh? What's that?" http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/2838/mikeashley2468x510.jpg "It's a, uh, chalice, mate." http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/4278/virginchalice.jpg http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4028/southamptonvbirminghamc.jpg http://img574.imageshack.us/img574/8403/alanpardew280756110a.jpg "A... chalice, you say?" http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9337/mikeashley1197139.jpg "Aye." http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6999/pic62757.jpg "It's not... poisoned or anything, is it, Mike?" http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/3250/mikeashley001.jpg "Don't be daft, Pards." http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1914/alanpardew.jpg http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/1596/ashleykeegan.jpg "Drink up."

Horrific goal.

Nice.

"Winning".

Depends on the club.

Get out of Samba's way when he's celebrating, ffs.

Not bad.

Whoever next?! Marcel Desailly?

http://estaticos04.marca.com/imagenes/2011/03/19/futbol/equipos/real_madrid/1300571433_extras_portada_0.jpg That's hilarious.

Aye, he might shout a lot, Alan, but he looks balls, tbh.

Nice one, you fucking maniac.

"Glorious West Brom football". Ugh.

This. Unlucky my arse, man.

Nice one, bellend.

Aye.

Pardew wees on him, tbh.

Nice rolling by Villa there. A true craftsman.

The director's making a right fucking hash of this. How many slow mo's now when Barca have been attacking? Show the match, man!

This is gonna be exhausting for Arsenal.

Prove it. Look on his face. Nice proof.

Prove it.

That's fucking disgraceful, tbh.

What?

He should be telly with physical comedy like that.