Keefaz

Enrique ball in, cleared to Jonas. Jonas pops in a cross and Loven finishes on the half-volley just inside the near post. Great cross, great finish.

Playing like Brazil here.

Brilliant finish.

Piece of piss.

HTGOL.

I think Ronaldo was better than Shearer. Call me mad, like.

A sad day for football, quite possibly the greatest poster I've ever read. Thank you Ronaldo for bossing threads all over the world.

Draw, I recks.

Was happy with the point, but after seeing the highlights, it really looks like we should've won. Lovenkrands should've buried his chance instead of playing a clever dick.

Looks like a Russian gangster who's tried to infiltrate the training ground.

I see. I guess England medical staff will be doing a lot of travelling then.

Wouldn't FIFA have something to say about this?

I like it when they say "PreMEER League". Foreign idiots.

I got him on a free for Nottingham Forest in FM2006. Top scorer that year.

Wrong. Aye. Doesn't even make grammatical sense.

I scored a hat trick in my game on Friday. Trying to bump your wages before you've even been signed. Modern day football at its worst. I just want a ride in that helicopter. Derek: Liverpool's just put in a bid, boss. Ashley: GET TO THE CHOPPER!

I scored a hat trick in my game on Friday. Trying to bump your wages before you've even been signed. Modern day football at its worst.

me lass is Albanian - its pronounced like cookie (first name Chef-key) It's always been pronounced Coochy, afaik. In this country at least.

Honestly, there must be kids on the streets who can offer as much.

Best must be soft as shite if that hurt him, ffs.

Hates De Jong. I like him already.

But he's no longer the manager.

Did he stay for the full 90 yesterday?

Love him. Brilliant player for us from the very first time he stepped onto the pitch. Nee chance we'll keep him.