Keefaz

He's always had it. Just not consistently.

That's why it's been a good game.

Rommedahl with two brilliant bits of play today.

There's something weirdly brilliant about African goalkeepers.

Rooney hates Bobby. :'( In that case I hate Rooney. He probably doesn't, but it'd be one explanation as to why he's been so s***. Rooney still sucks his thumb when he goes to sleep. Little interesting fact for you there... And he sucks balls on a football pitch.

Simon Poulsen looks like he's having Vietnam flashbacks.

Rooney hates Bobby. :'( In that case I hate Rooney. He probably doesn't, but it'd be one explanation as to why he's been so shit.

Rooney hates Bobby. :'(

Is that the little guy playing defense? He's being a bellend.

Perfect little goal.

Good that.

It's a comedy of errors! Before any pundit uses that line.

Got some pork belly and roast potatoes.

Rommedahl was always a player whose final ball would be shite 90% of the time.

Absolute silence after Denmark's goal.

This Geremi looks alright. Sign him up.

Stupid player?

Schwups!

You can't beat a strip like Cameroon's, man.

Eh? Eh? Have I missed something? What has that got to do with owt? What the hell you on about, man, woman?

Eh? Eh?

Look at the ITV equivalent of Clarence Seedorf knocking the WC ball around with ease.

Look at the ITV equivalent of Clarence Seedorf knocking the WC ball around with ease.

definitley one of themain reasons. Did you notice england's game plan last night?! I saw what they were doing. I'm not sure it was the gameplan, tbh.

What's the point of this thread? Do people really think Heskey is the reason we're doing so poorly?