Keefaz

Jesus Christ. Who have Slovakia been taking diving lessons from?

If anything, 'blackshirt' to most would bring to being British fascism.

Trying to work out if today's matches are of any interest whatsoever.

Saw Rory McGrath yesterday after the England game in Cambridge town centre.

Aye, nowt to get excited about being in the last 16 and facing Germany in our next match.

Don't think there's much between the two sides. Özil is their main threat at the minute. Rooney could make or break it for us, imo.

People were clutching at straws because of our poor touch and passing: something Joe Cole has never had a problem with. Thing is: it was never a technique problem, just one of confidence.

He's utter gasho. Waste of fucking money, tbh.

I couldn't hear anything. Everyone in the pub was upstanding, singing and saluting the flag.

Is Rooney gonna start playing now, then?

Tits? Tits, and blokes wrapped in England flags shouting, "Goooooo on, you cant."

Passing much better today. Hope those saying we lack technique are crying into their chips. Milner: MOTM for me. Sadly had to watch the match in a southern boozer. Was like walking into a copy of the Sun.

Fuck you, Declan. Fuck you very much.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

"A deathly silence" HOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!

Bloody hell!

Howay, you double Bafana bastards.

Wahey! Hope he gets banned for life, the cunt.

I'd love to see a full stadium just for a PK competition.

They drew lots at Italia 90. Ireland beat Holland on lots.

Oh. I've no idea, then.

If England won 2-0 and lost 0-2 then E wouldn't apply. I think rule F is written badly, I believe it means ALL goals scored in ALL games (not just head to head). Isn't that C? Nah, man. Not goal difference just total goals scored by the team in all group games. Which seems harsh, really.

Look at Stuart Hall's bitty about the S. Africa/France game from the RT: Hello folks. It's the Frank Ribery show. I want the French winger in my team, as I've said before, but I want South Africa to win. I once went to the townships in Cape Town. Not a place for tourists, usually, but I like to poke my nose into places it shouldn't be. My reception was hostile. I was ordered first to the witch doctor, who pronounced me half-dead. The cure was concocted from ravens' wings, tigers' teeth, crocodile fingers, iron filings and mercury. I left five pounds lighter and gave my bottle to the first patient in the queue outside. Which made him happy but not as happy as the rest when I dispensed 200 Silk Cut. I was instantly invited to their homes and listened to stories of the miracles Mandela would perform. The day passed, happiness mixed with misery. As I left, I observed a knackered Ford Cortina with the sign "We'll Never Walk Alone". I stopped the car by battering on its roof. The passengers were terrified by this insane daytripper. I embraced them - Liverpool FC supporters. I gave them my last fags, a handful of rand and a blessing. They can't afford a ticket, so, for them, the hand of victory, not the hand of Henry.

Aye.

If England won 2-0 and lost 0-2 then E wouldn't apply. I think rule F is written badly, I believe it means ALL goals scored in ALL games (not just head to head).