Keefaz

Too easy.

That's not an oil slick, it's Peter Ramage's face.

Why've you been so rubbish?

Mark Bright. Was he named sarcastically?

Some bell-end's brought in a whistle.

Absolutely hilarious air kick.

Nah, been watching that solar system thing.

Most seem to think he's a decent lad.

Gonna have Sunday dinner with my sister.

Another shite tackle in Sheff Wed game.

Palace score.

Sounds like we're already on the beach.

Another high challenge.

This match is gonna turn into a bloodbath.

Why wouldn't we? Be boring. We could all go and do something more interesting.

Are people actually listening to this?

Also, had a dream that Sunderland won 10-0 today.

10p on Smith to score! Today's the day!

Look at how miserable he is, man. Hughton took one one at his face and decided he might go suicidal if he asked him to swap sides.

He's Man City's Nicky Butt, tbh.

Thought Hansen was talking him up a bit, tbh.

What was Hanneman doing there? Looked an easy save.

Did he slip in the muddy box?

Had 10p on Bellamy to score at 9/4. Also: Celtic (Win), Aldershot (Win), Notts County (Win), Tottenham (Win). I thought I hadn't picked Celtic, but I guess I did.

He'd have heard of the Hillsbrough disaster right ? Q.E.D. Aye, whatever. You miss the point as usual, mate. You mean this event should be as well known as Hillsborough? shouldn't it ? I'm not disputing that. I'm just wondering if that's the point he was trying to make.