Keefaz

Ha! Normally a keeper's at fault if he goes down that slow.

States almost made to pay for their shit technique.

Got his Team USA jim-jams on. Keefaz! wtf! Areet? Aye. Getting there.

Portugal being hammered here.

Got his Team USA jim-jams on.

Even before Costa Rica turned out to be alright at football after all, Uruguay were ahead of us anyway?

We've played worse than this before and got out of the group stages. The defence is not great when you compare it to the quality we've had at the back in recent times.

We all knew as soon as we conceded possession Uruguay were going to score. Obvious.

Everything about their goal makes me sad. Rubbish from us.

Rooney absolutely strolling.

I've honestly no idea.

What would pique the silva even mean?

Holy shit.

Now what, Spain? Torres?

Lolz.

Noice.

Hoho!

Who is the co-commentator here? Sounds like he on fucking mogadon.

Cool finish, like.

Hoi-hoi!

Not a pen, man, ffs.

Brilliant fucking goal.

WTF?

Robben nailed on for the big boot.

If we're not 5 points clear by November I'll be disappointed.