Keefaz

Is he definitely going?

Looks a cross between Ginola and Mourinho. Avoid.

The fact that absolutely no one has anything positive to say about this idea would suggest it's not really a very good one.

I think the idea is the players really, really tried so, I dunno, the tea-lady gets her bonus. If she even gets a bonus. Which she probably doesn't.

That bench looks really welcoming. Like it fucking swallows souls or something.

Bow out while you're at the top.

Does Technical training mean our intention is outplay Arsenal?

Is it true he never once put out the same side in consecutive matches?

He's all about the teamplay.

Is there an option under PL rules just to forfeit this match? Saves everyone the effort.

Aye, whatever.

Only comedy moment was when he found himself on the edge of the oppo box and near the ball.

I'm not sure that was intentional. Looked like he just changed his mind half-way.

I particularly enjoy his mad accent(s).

Theatre of Dreams™.

Looking a key player in the side now.

First time I've seen a player bounce after being tackled.

Good work, Alan, you cunt.

Some players were a little patchy, but in the end everyone contributed. Smashing team performance.

YES!

This is briliant.

Beautiful work there, lads.

Actually cheered that overhit pass.