Keefaz

This lad is hilarious. Poor fucker.

Feel a bit for Pay Ess Vay because they're a better team than this.

Wissa good

Credit their pressing

Hmmm... I think he left a foot in, but not that easy to see in real time

Bollocks

I don't get it. I'm too old.

Like the way these bastards play

Botchman

Get these lot on the counter

Definitely worth VAR for that

What's the formation? Just sat down.

Don't think there was that much between Arsenal and Inter. Both more than capable of some dark arts bullshit.

This drummer at the San Siro can do one.

Inter with some tragic defending

Must be immense to be a Bodo Glimt fan

Can never be sure round here...

Hard to tell if sarcastic

If you win the CL you automatically qualify. That's the strat.

Should've sewn a towel inside his jersey. Or down his shorts. Or had socks made of towel.

It's a shame that he has to lead the line on his own. Hard enough work bedding into a new team and league. Crave the old days of striking partnerships in the mold of Shearer/Bellamy. Obviously Eddie knows what he's doing but I'd repeat the two up front experiment a few more times before giving it up. Shove them both in for PSV.

Can't see the point in qualifying for the CL if you're not going to enjoy the games. And I love that travelling fans from all over get to come to the Toon and hopefully take away a good impression of the city and stadium. I mean, not so much the French fans, but everyone else.

I wonder how many shots on target he's had. Must be a tiny number.

Look at him, man. His socks look as sad as he does.

Wish he'd fix his socks. Looks proper trampy. And maybe stop wincing and looking so sad.