Keefaz

Inches away again!

Corner. Howay!

Smashing their pasties!

Saved from Loven!

3-0. Perfect.

Absolutely destroying them here.

LOVEN!

Or possibly just rubbish goalkeeping.

Carroll gwans close again!

I'm eating a toffee crisp Keefaz is probably eating some sort of chutney with cheese Made spaghetti in the bolognese style.

Commence the facebumming!

Hot fuck!

Loven hits the bar!

Offside, wtf?

Nolan!

"What a goal", apparently.

Woop!

Sounds a good move.

I've just done a big, big let-off myself.

Howay, gentlemen.

How many will finish?

First time I've backed Newcastle this season. Expect a massive hammering...

Wish he'd hit one of the paparazzi.

Have visions of Stuttgart putting in a performance at the Nou.