Keefaz

Going for a piss. Nerves are getting to me.

Really enjoying watching a crap Man Utd side.

Nice work, Da Boosh.

Hmmm... Krul could pass it out every now and then, like.

That fucking tackle, man. Christ.

Doesn't have a shirt pocket to keep her cards in.

Tiote has shown great feet a few times in this game. Weird ol' player.

Nice. "VAN PERSIE WILL HAVE THE GOAL... chalked off".

I hate how often we lose possession from throw-ins.

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Howay, lads. This is probably the only chance we'll have to win at OT in bloody years and years.

Goal made by the two players who were having a bit of a shitter.

Get it! Sissoko's having a brilliant game.

Don't be stupid. Hand by his side, clearly accidental. He stopped the ball from going in, man. Has to be deliberate, man. Looked like he moved his arm towards it, I thought. Not that I give a toss.

Anita's a handy little player.

So, this is when we collapse, I take it.

Willo.

Hmmm...

Surely not.

Playing alreet. Man Utd are shit.

Really need to keep our workrate high. Howay, lads.

If we win this, it'll be a sign that not only are Man Utd going to be relegated, but also that Armageddon's just round the corner.

Man Utd are balls. Think we've done alright, really. Frightened, as always, of how we'll come out in the second half.

Ah, normal service resumes.

Bit harsh. More than holding our own here, just the final ball not coming off.